I sing to my fat, lazy cat reassuring him what a big tough guy he is

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I've been told I shouldn't show people his peanut butter trick.

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Not have one? Too much damn money? Wish I did though ;-)

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Awww

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I scratch him on his back right before his tail. His butt I guess. i like to cradle him like a baby on his back and scratch his head .He just relaxes and closes his eyes and seems to like it.

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When he gets carried away (extremely smart and dominant) I flip him onto his back and hold him by the throat, like an alpha wolf would do... sometimes I need to do it in public and, not surprisingly, I get the strangest looks.

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i dance with my dachshund. she's a much better dancer than i. she still lets me lead.

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Let her lick the salt off of potato chips. (cat)

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scratch them at the end of their tail and then they start to lick their lips ( i tried it on my dog )

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If it's a cat, you know they have a gland right there... It can get all waxy if overstimulated *gags*

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She like to french kiss me- I don't like it, but i let her cuz she gets all upset if I don't. I have tried to point her to my cheek, it doesn't work. I think she used to be human.- she knows the right place to kiss- the lips.

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