My Le-Lo Elise,,open wide please.
Those aren't pillows!!!!
Why do you have to tease me so mercilessly?
Did you just sit down on my glasses? How rude.
<<<<<<< that guy!
if it's a b***p*** your lucky, not had one in a while
Never let the dog in the bathroom when your bending over the tub.
What would you like poking in your bum ;-)
Would my willy do you ;-)
The guy standing behind you. He's watching my lapdance.
Is someone fantasizing again
I'm sorry, I'll lie with my back to you.
It isn't my finger!!