Go to the bathroom
Grab some hooters.
grumble.****.wash face.start day!
go back to sleep for 9 more minutes
Look at the time.
pick up the phone.
Start the coffee and then relieve myself
Stretch and smile while singing with the radio.
Stare at the ceiling.
snooze the alarm..
Turn off alarms ... :-))
Savor the left over taste of sp*nk in my mouth from earlier that night.
SSsssstretchhhh then go to the pool
Hit snooze and take a ****.