Go to the bathroom
Grab some hooters.
grumble.****.wash face.start day!
go back to sleep for 9 more minutes
Look at the time.
pick up the phone.
Put on my robe
That's the second thing :)
Start the coffee and then relieve myself
Stretch and smile while singing with the radio.
Stare at the ceiling.
snooze the alarm..
Turn off alarms ... :-))
Savor the left over taste of sp*nk in my mouth from earlier that night.
SSsssstretchhhh then go to the pool
Hit snooze and take a ****.