What is the best insult you've ever heard? (In a movie or otherwise)

Asked By: sheekchic 31-35 10 months ago

My favorite from Mr. Kevin Kline: "You pompous, stuck-up, snot-nosed, English, Giant, twerp, scumbag, fuckface, dickhead *******!

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Posted by ErieHandyMan Jul 18th, 2012 at 10:04PM

I'm not an unfeeling man, I'm an uncaring man. I feel bad that I don't care, but I don't care.

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Posted by mjt550 Jul 18th, 2012 at 10:10PM

"When I want to hear from you, I'll shove my hand up your *** and work your mouth like a puppet."

But I always remember a TV show where some guy was telling a girl, "All I want to see is the back of your head getting smaller, and smaller and smaller..."

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Reply by sheekchic Jul 20th, 2012 at 7:07PM

good ones!
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Posted by BlurredOwl Jul 18th, 2012 at 9:59PM

I've HAD IT with these MONKEY-FIGHTING snakes on this MONDAY-FRIDAY plane!

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Reply by ErieHandyMan Jul 18th, 2012 at 10:02PM

You gotta love the words they put in to get it on TV.
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Reply by sheekchic Jul 18th, 2012 at 10:02PM

from snakes on a plane i presume...
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Posted by ThisIsMediocritiesOldAcc Nov 10th, 2012 at 6:38AM

Word to your mother nrother f*cker!
-That's My Boy

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Reply by ThisIsMediocritiesOldAcc Nov 10th, 2012 at 6:39AM

brother*
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Posted by cloudedjourney Sep 4th, 2012 at 5:16PM

Anything by Mark Walberg's character in The Departed: "I'm the guy who does his job, who the **** are you?"
"unfortunatly this place has more leaks than the iraqi navi."
"Do you have anyone in with Costello presently?" "Maybe. Maybe not. Maybe **** yourself. My theory on feds is you treat em like mushrooms, feed em s**t and keep em in the dark."

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Posted by weewass Jul 20th, 2012 at 4:02PM

Weewass to an infuriating KiWi workmate a lot of years ago. You were meant to be a **** but your mother got in the way.

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Reply by sheekchic Jul 20th, 2012 at 7:06PM

woah....that musta hurt lol
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Reply by weewass Jul 21st, 2012 at 4:08AM

I actualy felt a wee bit bad about it ,for a Very short time.
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Posted by needlessthings Jul 18th, 2012 at 10:29PM

"You're a rude, crude, lewd bag of pre-chewed food dude."

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Reply by sheekchic Jul 20th, 2012 at 7:07PM

haha...u just made that up just now
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Posted by TheReikoku Jul 18th, 2012 at 10:08PM

CockJuggling ThunderCunt.

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Reply by sheekchic Jul 20th, 2012 at 7:08PM

epic and to the point
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Posted by rerow Jul 18th, 2012 at 10:05PM

You are like the long squiggly piece in Tetris...NOBODY WANTS YOU

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Reply by sheekchic Jul 20th, 2012 at 7:08PM

now we're talking...
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Posted by esteembreeding Jul 18th, 2012 at 10:03PM

Hmmm...probably, "Tell yo ***** to be cool!" "Be cool Hunny-Bunny" :)

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Posted by MikeWinther Jul 18th, 2012 at 10:01PM

I heard a woman screaming at another woman in anger... ( first 12 or so words I can't repeat) your (next 6 words the same thing) TAMPON IS ON TOO DAMM TIGHT

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Posted by drdrizzle Jul 18th, 2012 at 10:01PM

I wouldn't eat her pusssy even if it was to win Fear Factor.

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Reply by drdrizzle Jul 18th, 2012 at 10:06PM

It was actually on a tv show about comics or one liners similar to rap show downs.
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