Start to twerk and sing the barbie song in segments while making weird hand gestures
Just stand REALLY close a random person and stage-whisper: I'd like to rub my genitals all over your foot.
kidding on you have lost control of your arms....flap like a bird and keep a poker face.
Stand on your head and pick your nose.
Passing gas or staring at the person talking to you without bl
Only if they are celebrities.
Some people find staring to be more fulfilling.
I always find that asking when they are due works wonders. .. even more so if they are slim as it gets then worried
Look up their nose
Never have eye contact just look at their forehead while talking to them
Giggle every five seconds
Scratch you butt
Look at their crotch
Sigh ... Then shake your head
The list is endless.