Her: Can I help you?
Me: I dont know, do you have a pool table?
Her: No but we have a great bar tender!
Me: Ooh, I like bar tenders, I'll have one of those!
20+yr's. later she is still bringing me drinks and taking my money!
"People call me Lucke, but you can call me tonight!"
"Don't worry if some fat old guy tries to put you in a sack, I told him I want you for Christmas!"
"My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in!"
"If you were a burger in McDonalds you'd be the the McGorgeous."
"The names Bond.... James Bond."
"Are you Jamaican? Because Jamaican me crazy!"
Best I could find XD
Wave to a girl to come over, when she arrives say : i just made you come with one hand imagine what i could do with my whole body ...... :)
My mate used "Do you like wine gums?" wait for then reply dropped his pants then said "Wind your gums round this!"....and it worked ok on hols both bit drunk.
"Are those stars in your eyes...or has the Milky Way come my way...boy...you sure are creamy!"...lol....
actually...i just made it up now...C
thanks! i am a screenplay writer...i hope i can be creative sometimes...lol c