xxcomfortablynumbxx xxcomfortablynumbxx 26-30, F 9 Answers Apr 6, 2012

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Her: Can I help you?

Me: I dont know, do you have a pool table?

Her: No but we have a great bar tender!

Me: Ooh, I like bar tenders, I'll have one of those!

20+yr's. later she is still bringing me drinks and taking my money!

True story!

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awwww thats cute

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"People call me Lucke, but you can call me tonight!"

"Don't worry if some fat old guy tries to put you in a sack, I told him I want you for Christmas!"

"My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in!"

"If you were a burger in McDonalds you'd be the the McGorgeous."

"The names Bond.... James Bond."

"Are you Jamaican? Because Jamaican me crazy!"

Best I could find XD

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Wave to a girl to come over, when she arrives say : i just made you come with one hand imagine what i could do with my whole body ...... :)

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My mate used "Do you like wine gums?" wait for then reply dropped his pants then said "Wind your gums round this!"....and it worked ok on hols both bit drunk.

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"Are those stars in your eyes...or has the Milky Way come my sure are creamy!"

actually...i just made it up now...C

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lol. Very creative

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thanks! i am a screenplay writer...i hope i can be creative c

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