You're over 70. You should have sliced yourself to ribbons by now
Off topic: Lol your avi reminds me of that episode from Pokemon called School Hard Knocks.
On topic: Butterknife
a good book
Celery stick. =)
broken glass maaaaaan.
I think a serated edge steak knife would do the job.
thing doesn't matter ....it should be very sharp :D
My "favorite" thing to use is a razor blade from a shaving razor.
I use scissors. They are all through my room so if need be they are close. I even keep a pair under my pillow for late at night when I need to.