open flame and accelerant?
oooooo have a very charred christmas ahahahaha
yep, save those bulbs the effort :P
lights first,<br />
garland next<br />
baubles next, be sure you spread them out evenly, non overlap, fill in all spaces, hang longer ones in larger gaps of branches, and smaller ones at the top. All non breakables on the bottom (incase of children), special breakables hung out of reach of kids, and candy canes were kids can reach<br />
gasoline and a match
police foam incapacitation stuff.
"The tackier the better!" is the motto in our house. ;o)
With lots of lights that I can be seen from a plane flying above!