Quickly, before you can think about what you're doing.
Batter-coated, deep-fried, with hot sauce
With a lot of alcohol so that if there is anything wrong with the insect the alcohol will purify it!
ignore the ****, and smoke the roach
after a quick microwave ,a little salt then have your eyes closed
Why...off the **** of course
With salt and butter. Garlic makes it even better.
lightly fried dipped in milk chocolate
deepfried in a breaded sweet dough
but a box trap near the fridge and then turn the lights on
While you sleep so you won't know.......... lol
The best way to eat it is far away out of my view.