What is the best way to make a man "Stay Away"?
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Posted by fishsweeper Mar 4th, 2013 at 3:57AM
Keep telling him how much you eventually want to get married and settle down with kids, etc. He'll leave skid marks in your driveway!
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Posted by Rennn Mar 4th, 2013 at 4:02AM
Tell him you only like men who are at least 70 years old.
Either that or act like you're accepting his attention, but then text him with random updates every twenty seconds.
"OMG, I saw a butterfly!"
"You're always in my heart."
"I know it's only been 15 seconds, but I miss you already."
"Sooo... Watcha doing?"
"I'm going to make your babies!"
"I'm bored, talk to me!"
"I love you so much."
"We could take the day off work and spend it admiring each other."
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Posted by Nnell Mar 4th, 2013 at 4:02AM
It's better if you will talk to him. Tell him what you want. Respect him as a person, because he has feelings too.
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Posted by l3b25 Mar 4th, 2013 at 3:59AM
get a sausage and a scissors and while he is looking start cutting the hell out of the sausage !! he ll get shocked and runs away !! :P
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Posted by ohmagdalene Mar 4th, 2013 at 3:57AM
tell him you want to have his babies & then get jealous when he speaks to his mates or family ;)
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Posted by BarbiesAreFake Mar 4th, 2013 at 4:17AM
Shot the bastard in the head:) JK
Restraining order?:)
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Posted by curvydonna Mar 4th, 2013 at 4:04AM
tell him you have not washed your pusst for a year, and ask him if he would have a close look as its feeling poorly and really smells like a gone off fish
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Posted by AnonymousButCandid Mar 4th, 2013 at 4:04AM
Sensible shoes!!!!
Cheers,
Me
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Posted by BigbadGus Mar 4th, 2013 at 4:01AM
Depends on the man. For me kids are the big one.
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Posted by Ladyapplegarth Mar 4th, 2013 at 4:00AM
treat him like a wind....treat him as if he doesnt exist...
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Posted by Julia3456 Mar 4th, 2013 at 3:59AM
Fart infront of him. Epic lol
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Posted by Unquestioned Mar 4th, 2013 at 3:59AM
A shotgun.
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Posted by grtminds Mar 4th, 2013 at 3:59AM
hmm i thought u like me always...:D
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Posted by AussiePrincess Mar 4th, 2013 at 3:59AM
Tell him you like women better that men
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Posted by londdragon Mar 4th, 2013 at 3:58AM
I'm thinking that unleasing a wicked fart in front of him would work.
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Reply by hymes Mar 4th, 2013 at 4:08AM
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Posted by IamDRock Mar 4th, 2013 at 3:58AM
Socks
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Posted by TtLl Mar 4th, 2013 at 3:58AM
fart infront of him
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Posted by linklock Mar 4th, 2013 at 3:58AM
Panties, bras, and itch cloths but I am sure that is not what you meant hehehehehe.
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Reply by lovelywings Mar 4th, 2013 at 3:59AM
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Posted by grayday104 Mar 4th, 2013 at 3:58AM
Aww but I thought you liked me? : (
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Reply by lovelywings Mar 4th, 2013 at 3:59AM
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Reply by grayday104 Mar 4th, 2013 at 4:00AM
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Posted by rosefaux Mar 4th, 2013 at 3:57AM
be cruelly straightforward-ly honest that you don't give a crap about him.
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