hubby and I were in the bar one day ... I was playing pool with another guy and hubby was at the bar drinking a beer minding his business.... <br />
a blonde approached him and spied it from the corner of my eye and went about my game.... hubby came over and asked me to help him out cause she was hitting on him ..... <br />
I told him he was a grown up and could deal with it on his own....<br />
He looked at the girl after being polite for several minutes and said this....<br />
"can I smell your feet?"<br />
girl says "no!!!"<br />
hubby says... "oh! I guess it must be your C*&t then!"<br />
she got the message ... told him to not be rude then called him an a-hole then left.
You were born ignorant and obviously working very hard to stay stupid. (Stole that from Ben Franklin).
You have a lovely pair of legs. Can I borrow them for my dining room table.<br />
You have eyes like diamante<br />
You have a beautiful body. I work in a morgue, and I was wondering if I could borrow it.
FAT BASTARD,,,,witch am not