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Sephira7 Sephira7 26-30, F 7 Answers Jun 12, 2012

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once overheard a guy on his phone apologising for being late for work due to 'a problem with his shoelace!'

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You've got to be joking lol well I guess if it broke he'd have to get another or wear another pair of shoes.. That's why girls are more prepared, we have too many shoes :)

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i forgot to turn in my homework for a class, this was back in high school. the teacher asked why i didnt turn in my homework and i answered

"my sister kicked me out of my room and i had to sleep in the couch"

turns out he also had to sleep on the couch the night before so he let it slide

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Lol lucky chance on that one!!!

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My mum is a primary school teacher, and she got a note from one of her student's parents that said, "He can't hand in his homework today because his little brother ate it."

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That's a new one, normally it's the dog :)

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I was tied up. And she was. Her boyfriend had done it for obvious reasons and forgot to untie her.

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I was in Washington DC being award the Congressional Medal of Honor.

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Not sure if it was just a bad run of luck in this one woman's family or what but in a two week period of time she had to attend 6 family funerals. I had to shrug and accept it.

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Cholera

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