That if I got better grades and worked harder than everyone else, no one would see colour---I was told that often as a child. It was---baloney.

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And still you rise. Blessings on you, bijoux!

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Thank you ! Hugs ;)

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"dont worry, you will find someone" there's someone out there for everyone...etc<br />
then they'll elaborate on how im so nice or smart, or pretty or whatever. as if thats supposed to make me feel better. if all that was true and i was so great i wouldnt find myself alone then

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I won't *** in your mouth!

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How about:--- "I am your landlord...I am your friend!" or also "The check's in the mail"

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too bad the word was censored how "come"

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It's a trio of lies that go together:<br />
-- I love you!<br />
-- I won't *** in your mouth!<br />
-- I won't do it this time!<br />
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LOL! I like that as a joke so I just had to put it here, but to be honest I prefer oral sex to finish in my mouth (and yes, I do swallow).

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Oooooooh

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Yeah, as the old saying goes, "Nobody loves anybody the way anybody wants to be loved...."

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I will only put the head in

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That it'll all be alright.

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EVERYBODY"S doin it !!!

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I never lie to you

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"i would do anything to make this work" and "i love you". oh, and "I want to keep you forever". Apparrently, the definition of "forever" has been changed to 13 months! (3 months after they said it :P)

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God loves you....

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'That guy is REALLY into you' ..... Not :(

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I'm from the government and I am here to help.

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God is love

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Jesus Saves

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Its just a cold sore.

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There is no such thing as UFOs.

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" I love you "

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"I was only late to work today because on the way here I saw a guy dying on the side of the road and I got help and saved his life!" A statement almost irreproachable because it's so noble. However... it's worth noting this individual lives right across the street and we we're outside on break.

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Ouch...that's all I got to say!

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That was a lie?

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I wish it was or that was it! Ouch will do for now! :)

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Ohhhhh

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"I wish I could have met you a few years ago." just one of many lies

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Hmmm. do we know the same woman??

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on my anniversary with my ex he went out all night long and left me at home,when he came home at 5am drunk i asked him where he was and he said he was running a marathon....true story

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Wow

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Sorry I didn't talk to you tonight, I was busy in the Living Room...

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