Women hit on me every time I go out.<br />
One time, this redhead came up to me and said<br />
"I'm not going to give you my name, until you give me yours."<br />
She was attractive, but sleazy...she got ignored by me (it was easy, I actually didn't even hear her). My friend heard her and and started to yell at her to get away from me.<br />
The cutest one happened at this Halloween party (this year). A 73 year old woman told me<br />
"If I were younger, you'd be in trouble."<br />
I am 37.
"How do you like your eggs in the morning... fried or fertilised?!!" No one seriously said that.......did they? LOL
They're all corny, aren't they? One guy said:<br />
'That shirt is becoming on you....of course, if I was on you, I'd be coming too'<br />
That was pretty corny...
why since I have been drinking bud it would take ten clidsdales to pull you from my face! <br />
Has anyone ever told you they love your camel toe! <br />
lets have a drink, go to my place and you can get up and cook us breakfast!<br />
What I would give to be a pair of your underware!<br />
can you pretend my face is a bicycle set and set on my face!<br />
can I pinch those tittie so I can prove I am not dreaming!<br />
roses are red and those jeans look real tight can I try to pry them off with my crow bar!<br />
Last but not least. may I tickle your inners with my tounge!
good I love to make people laugh! why I must say it looks like your pretty good at short hand I could use one about now! That is why they call me the magicwriter69 I mean 49 lol have a good evening and thanks for asking the question anow do I get the best answer?
i was told"it's not the approach that counts it is the landing."
"Are those real?" for a man to pick up a woman.<br />
"Do you think these are real?" for a woman to pick up a man.<br />
I'm talking about eyelashes, of course.
"Can you turn around real quick? I have to make sure if that was wings I just saw there" <br />
And other angel related pick up lines.. Although they are sweet, still really cheesy...
I've lost my number. Can I have yours? <br />
You smell good.
Is Heaven missing an angel?<br />
Cause you got nice cans.
One where some goon said i don't care if your boobs are small because it means i can just get closer to you heart, i was nearly sick in pure anger at how gay it was.
When I guy pretends he has met you before.