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gerl1629 gerl1629 22-25, F 13 Answers Dec 1, 2012 in Singledom

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Women hit on me every time I go out.<br />
One time, this redhead came up to me and said<br />
"I'm not going to give you my name, until you give me yours."<br />
She was attractive, but sleazy...she got ignored by me (it was easy, I actually didn't even hear her). My friend heard her and and started to yell at her to get away from me.<br />
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The cutest one happened at this Halloween party (this year). A 73 year old woman told me<br />
"If I were younger, you'd be in trouble."<br />
I am 37.

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"How do you like your eggs in the morning... fried or fertilised?!!" No one seriously said that.......did they? LOL

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They're all corny, aren't they? One guy said:<br />
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'That shirt is becoming on you....of course, if I was on you, I'd be coming too'<br />
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That was pretty corny...

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why since I have been drinking bud it would take ten clidsdales to pull you from my face! <br />
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Has anyone ever told you they love your camel toe! <br />
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lets have a drink, go to my place and you can get up and cook us breakfast!<br />
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What I would give to be a pair of your underware!<br />
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can you pretend my face is a bicycle set and set on my face!<br />
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can I pinch those tittie so I can prove I am not dreaming!<br />
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roses are red and those jeans look real tight can I try to pry them off with my crow bar!<br />
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Last but not least. may I tickle your inners with my tounge!

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lmao

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good I love to make people laugh! why I must say it looks like your pretty good at short hand I could use one about now! That is why they call me the magicwriter69 I mean 49 lol have a good evening and thanks for asking the question anow do I get the best answer?

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i was told"it's not the approach that counts it is the landing."

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"Are those real?" for a man to pick up a woman.<br />
"Do you think these are real?" for a woman to pick up a man.<br />
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I'm talking about eyelashes, of course.

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"Can you turn around real quick? I have to make sure if that was wings I just saw there" <br />
And other angel related pick up lines.. Although they are sweet, still really cheesy...

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I've lost my number. Can I have yours? <br />
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You smell good.

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Is Heaven missing an angel?<br />
Cause you got nice cans.

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One where some goon said i don't care if your boobs are small because it means i can just get closer to you heart, i was nearly sick in pure anger at how gay it was.

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When I guy pretends he has met you before.

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