My previous boss was a perfect idiot, both dumb and ugly. He once came into my office to intimidate me and while sneering at me, aimed his fat @ss at my desk and fell short of the mark, in more ways than one. Instead of trembling with fear I couldn't stop myself from laughing. He was suggesting I may not be smart enough to deserve the unique benefit of all his extensive experience and talent but I had already made up my mind that I had made a mistake agreeing to work for this clumsy oaf. It happened years ago but the thought of it still reduces me to tears of laughter.

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I was in Labor with my daughter and screaming quite a bit in pain- her father said- "just pretend you're a chicken, they lay eggs everyday."

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LOL, that's a new one...did you slap him? what did you do? ...lol

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I gave him the dirtiest look and made him leave the room.

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