In my country, we usually get up, bow, present our apologies first to the lady of the household and then the man [if it's in public, look for the two tallest people], and then we offer a ritualistic dance in order to atone for the shameless act we committed. If you're on a bus or in an elevator, this kind of thing gets pretty tricky : / <br />
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... or you could just pretend it was the person next to you~

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Always ask someone to hug you first..when they squeeze..you fart..then blame them for squeezing too tight.

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Just say sorry you couldn't help and laugh sheepishly. =) I had a classmate that farted in the classroom. It spread all over the room and it was clear he needed to use the toilet. The good ten seconds were probably painful for him but what the heck, it could happen to anyone.

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A polite request to pull your finger beforehand. Then a modest comment such as, "Oh, Woof ! That one was a doozy. Sorry folks ! " or " One - nil "

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haha! 14 - love!

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Just pretend nothing happened

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Hey I wasn't asking because I'd done one! ;)

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a simple excuse me, or pardon me is nice and polite

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Hang out with people who don't mind, or look round, innocent and surprised. (Honestly, though: politely ignore it. If you pretend you didn't smell mine, I'll do the same for you. :)

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just not in the god damned lunchroom

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Just let it go and laugh inside your mind when others complain and then if they ask you if you farted be like..... hell yeah broskie! :)

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Look to the people around you and say, "Sorry, but I couldn't help but share!"

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FallenAngel...TOOT!!!!!

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