Furthest I've been from my clothes is about 1500 feet. I took part in mass-streaking events several times when I was in college. Although I was still wearing sneakers, so that might not count. (Running barefoot on sidewalks made out of aggregate kinda hurts.)
Regardless of lifestyle, there is safety in clothing. What's the farthest distance you've ever been from your clothes - either by choice, luck, embarrassing story or other? A few feet, a few miles, or even farther?? Why were you so far apart from them?