The fastest way is to cut a thigh off,they weight about 30 lbs depending on the size of the person.
Walk down the street in Mecca Saudia Arabia screaming that the Prophet Muhammed was a *********.
Thank you, thank you.
Cut your leg off.
seems I beat you to it :)
Whenever someone asks if you want something to eat turn your head to the left and then to the right.
1 or 2 pounds a week. Eventually you'll get there
Go to Boot Camp.