The fastest way is to cut a thigh off,they weight about 30 lbs depending on the size of the person.
Walk down the street in Mecca Saudia Arabia screaming that the Prophet Muhammed was a *********.
(puts hands over mouth, so I don't yell out in laughter)
Thank you, thank you.
Cut your leg off.
oh that is just horrible, I cannot believe you said that after suggesting that MJ in a bottle was lame BOO BOO!
seems I beat you to it :)
Whenever someone asks if you want something to eat turn your head to the left and then to the right.
shut your mouth
1 or 2 pounds a week. Eventually you'll get there
Go to Boot Camp.
A fast, otherwise a saw.
Fasting is actually really effective. After the first 3 days you can lose a lb or more a day. (though every few days you should eat an apple or something to boost your metabolism)
I've fasted many times, typically 3/4lb a day.