****, I'm screwed. Even tho I know I haven't done anything wrong. I'm sober (this time!), I have a license, insurance, blah, blah, blah. But I'm paranoid anyway. (Too many drugs when I was young, I guess...)

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'I have a right to smoke this pot.'

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oh ****, another ticket.

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YOU'LL NEVER GET ME ALIVE COPPER!!!!! IM THE BIG CHEESE, SEE!!!!

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oh shi-

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I hope I look good in this dress!

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I knew I forgot to close the trunk when I put the dead body in there.

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Aaarrrggghhh. Where is my f**** whisky bottle ?...............lol

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Run...........

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oh crap wheres my phone(i have had phone ticket wasn't on phone-had in my hand as it falls on floor when i put on the bralkes)

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I get a weird feeling that shoots through my heart and to my stomach. I just got off the road... I was so nervous. I passed a cop parked w/ his lights off, he pulled out behind me w/ the cherry berries, luckily he passed me, guess he was on a mission!

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Harassment,..Judgemental...The free world is becoming a Police State...Why can't they just leave me alone and do some real work for a change...and OMG look at the way they park half way across the road etc...Too many people equals too many laws and too much hassle in general.

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Aww F()$*(%&#&()()$&()! Like even when I haven't really done anything lol

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don't look in the boot, don't look in the boot, don't look in the boot,

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My F'N insurance agent better be awake because I forgot to put my GD insurance papers in the glove box AGAIN!!!!!

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