Decide if I should roll over and pull the covers over my head for a while longer
Toke up some weed.
Stretch....think of someone....smile....go pee......
Leap out of bed to welcome the new day (to take a pee really) then put the kettle on for my every morning cup of green tea 'Orient' while the laptop's logging me in! :-)
see if i still have a pulse.
Groan and then wait for something to get me up.
Look at my baby's face and hugg her.
Feeling like P. Diddy.
stretch, give scritches, massage and kiss's to my chihuahua who come stumbling out of the covers
for me to check if my hard on is still intact
wonder if i'm really still alive O.o then make a cup of coffee and prepare to get busted by my mum...
get out of bed put on the computer while it boots up take a leak then make coffee and make a smoke as i check emails clear them check facebook for the heck of it then go on EP
Go to the rest room, make tea, let my dog out, then check the time.
Phone the wife with an excuse while trying not to wake the girl I went home with from the bar last night !
open my eyes @_@ and shut the alarm...
Get dressed into school uniform. By the way i dont actualy wake up in the morning. Im still asleep:P