the very first thing i do when i wake up is open my eyes...
Look at the time or say ahh f I gotta go to the gym :(
Whack my **** like it owes me money.
Get out of my Reclyiner Chair and then turn on my lap top .<br />
And then waited for it to warm up.<br />
And then get on it .<br />
And check who got hold of me during the night.<br />
I miss my computer if I did not have that in my life to turn on in the morning
have a wa nk
scratch my balls and then pee....
get out of bed.
Hit the snooze for 9 more minutes.
try to recall if I had any nightmares
check my phone :)
go to this laptop and check my mail
Think about him & then try to remember what day it is.
Take a ****.
pop my ear plugs out
take a **** and brush my teeth
Don't get mixed up.
Goto the bathroom and pee
Try to go back to sleep so I can finish that wicked dream!
Call my best friend.