I woke up! My wife says I'm too happy in the mornings. Hell, I'm just happy to be alive.

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yeah,thats the same thing that i think when a wake up :)

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Where is my phone

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What time is it?

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What the **** woke me up!

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Um. I want to go back to bed.

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Wow. It's still dark.

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Its going to be a great day!

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Is my heart still beating ?????

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where is that ******* doze button........

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not again..

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crap i havent even been to bed yet lol

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That was quick!

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Who stole my underwear!?!?! Arghh back to counting sheeps.

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cigarette and coffee then emails

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Crazy stuff

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mobile

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Going back to sleep

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haha...so true,speacially on weekdays. :)

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