play with myself until I pass out from multiple *******

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nice answer may be i will do it same

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Go out and buy myself the biggest wardrobe of clothes you can get and enjoy myself that is after thanking god for granting me my wish.

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**** all over the toilet seat and floor lol

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thats nice i did not imagine i have this opportunity so i am going to do it

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i would grab my big giant penis and **** the sh*t out of my hand, forget beatin off, i'm f*cking my hand!

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feel myself up, grunt, lie to a girl, break said girl's heart, scratch my stomach, and drag my arms along the floor to the recliner, where i would reach for my cheetos, stuff my face, and lick my fingers, making that sick suck-popping noise

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Oh no....Not again....

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Have a mini freak out, since I breastfeed my daughter. How would I explain where the yummies went??

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the yummies? We're all adults here, you can say milk.

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It's what she calls it; I should have typed 'yummies'. I was assuming people could figure out what comes out of the breasts.

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You assumed correctly. A lot of people would also understand that it was more than likely the term your daughter uses.

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Lol, thanks. I didn't specifically say that, though. If my daughter was a small infant, it would look a little juvenile, me calling it that. :D

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If I woke as the opposite gender, first thing I would do is play with my brand new toy and see how fast I could jack myself off. I have always wondered how that feels to a guy.

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GET A SEX CHANGE OPERATION

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