What is the first thing you would do if you woke as the opposite gender?
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I'm a woman so I'd jack off. I'm sorry but I have to know what that feels like and I'd find a woman to give me head. I'm a dirty girl.
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Ditto! And i'd have sex. Its amazing, but men, they seem to enjoy it more then i do !Like (2)
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That was the first thing that came into my mind, too! What else is there, really? Pee standing up?Like (3)
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First I think if I woke up as a woman I would cry, being so happy that it actually happened. Then I think I would stare at my body in the full length mirror for hours just admiring and touching it all over, being so thankful.
Next I would put on some nice female underwear. Since I crossdress I always have something hidden away. This time it would fit so much better.
I'd love to go out shopping for new clothes and shoes, get my hair done. I'd love to visit some of my friends and show off my new body. By the end of the day I would be exhausted and ready for bed in my nice nighty, and I'd be down on my knees thanking god that this happened and praying never to go back to being a male.
Then I'd go to sleep dreaming about all the girly things I can do now with some new girlfriends.
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Thank you Jessica for your brilliant post which describes in detail exactly how I would feel, and what I would do if I Woke As The Opposite Gender. It is very comforting to know that there is someone else who's feelings are identical to my own. I have always wanted to be a girl, at least that is since puberty. But before Puberty, I, in common with all other lads of my age we were glad that we were not girls, as we considered them to be rather weak silly giggly creatures. But after puberty, for me at least there was a complete reversal, I found that I desperately wanted to be a girl, I was bitterly disappointed that I had not been born female. What had I done wrong ? Was I being punished for something done in a previous life ? There were a number of reasons why I wanted to be a girl. 1. They are much more attractive than boys. 2. They have lovely smooth skin. 3. They have beautiful hair. 4. Their complete overall body shape is far superior to ours. 5. Their clothing is far better than ours. My number 1 fantasy was to wake up in the morning, and find that in the night my body had changed into that of silky smooth girl's body, and that I could now wear female clothing. I would have two lovely firm well rounded breasts, and down below I would have two smooth lips, instead of that male appendage hanging down between my legs. In fact I would rather like the newfound need to have to sit down on the toilet in order to relieve a full bladder. This last requirement reminds me that at an early age I discovered my submissive nature. In fact whenever I saw an attractive teenage girl, every fiber of my being cried out, "Beat me, please beat me". For some strange reason I cannot explain I wanted so much to suffer at the hands of the sex I so much wanted to be. Thank you again Jessica for what you have written, as it brings tears of joy to my eyes. Please forgive me for saying this, but I cannot help myself, Jessica I love you. God bless you. Cynthia. (The name I want to have)Like (3)
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See how it feels to pee standing and see if it is really that hard to aim into the hole and not all over the damn toilet.
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Haha I would do the same :)Like (2)
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Honey on occasion the 'tip' is covered only partially by a flap of skin... think of what happens when you put your thumb on a garden hose... not exactly 'precision placement' all the time.Like (2)
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Punch out all the guys who said some pretty disgusting things to me. Men can be such perverts.
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Yes they can!Like (2)
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Maybe you should look at the behaviour of those men differently. I mean in their own dumb way, they were telling you they'd noticed you, which means you must be attractive to them. I'm sure many girls would prefer to be ogled than to be ignored????? I agree, some men go too far, but not all comments should be taken offensively. We do have MR before our names, and that stands for Mentally Retarded, so you have to make allowances, lol.Like (1)
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I would have to whack off. Gotta find out what all the fuss is about.
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You know how good it feels to have your clitoris 'massaged'? Now imagine if it was 7.5 inches long and 6 inches around... yeah... it feels that good...
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Dont you **********?Like (1)
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Can you imagine the look of horror on the face of a transgender person?
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oh richie, that is so wrong, and if that happened to me after my surgery i would ask for my money back, then i would have to shoot myselfLike (1)
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You don't know what its like richieLike (1)
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Go shopping for all the fun stuff that's been taboo for me to wear all these years. Sky high heel shoes & boots, leather and latex clothing, corsets, makeup, push-up bras, stockings, spandex dance wear and tights. I'd buy a classy wardrobe of tight pencil skirts, suits and other upscale items.
I'd get my hair done up all girly, get a makeover and permanent makeup around my eyes, get false eyelashes, get a pedicure and manicure done with long french tips. Get electrolysis or wax off all my body hair, get my nipples and **** pierced. Get a boob job if i was small on top, get liposuction if I was heavy in the middle or bottom.
I'd take ballet lessons, dance lessons, and start waist training with corsets 24/7. Get a gym membership and take aerobics classes and workout wearing my skintight leotards and tights daily. I'd wear high heels all the time, so much so that my feet wouldn't go flat anymore and I'd have to wear them no matter what the occasion. Get a job at a downtown bank, where my classy wardrobe and polished appearance is in style.
I guess I got carried away. :-)Like (33)
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I thot you got carried away too. Its ok tho since I know what you mean and have had fantasies for years too and know where ou are coming from. You are sort of enjoying both worlds now tho arent you??
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Thanks for giving me great ideas :P, since I am a woman it's surprising how much the other gender takes for granted being male or female lol.Like (1)
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Get a ******* to find out what the hype is about.
Then hit on all my friends.Like (33)
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There is no hype. if its done correctly WOOF!!!Like (1)
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inspect.... then hopfully it would be snowing cause i kinda have always wanted to try peeing my name in the snow
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Go out and get laid giggle
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Getting laid for a gal a snap.All she has to do is smile at whatever guy she wants.A guy has to work hard through many insults and rejections to get laid. If you like a lot of sex,stay a woman.
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Die from a lethal mix of shock, confusion, and laughter
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You mean before or after I scream hysterically and beg for it to be changed back??
I would then go for a pee.Like (26)
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Look into web cams for profit
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I'd hope my wife changed too. That way I could wake her up at 4:30a.m. and say honey it's time to go to work. Then go back to sleep !
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Faint dead away with the knowledge that at my age I had to face menopause in very short order.
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I'd feel my breasts up, walk around topless in the house for a while, admire them in the mirror... well, you did ask for the FIRST thing I'd do! I think I'd love to be a woman. It would suit my gender identity better than being a man does.
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Who said you were going to have breasts??Like (1)
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You're suggesting I could be flatchested, right? That would hardly stop me! ;-)
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The first thing I would do is the "Happy Dance", then I would go shopping for lingerie and dresses and skirts, all the while praying that I would not wake up the next day back as a guy.
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Celebrate my dreams coming true then make sure the seat was down.
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Marry my girlfriend cuz then it would be legal...oh wait shes gay she wouldnt go for that...hmmm
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I think gay people should have every right that anyone else does. Just like black people couldn't do things until people finally realized it was wrong to treat people like that. I thought this was the land of the home and the FREE and ALL men are created EQUAL. Sorry I know this has nothing to do with the question but I can't have someone talk about something like this and me not show my support for them.
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Posted by MrsMurder 1 Jul 5th, 2011 at 4:12PM
molest myself
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