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Asked By: Nimbus007 46-50, M  2 years ago

Fantastic response to my question. Thank you one and all.

Wow. I can't possibly pick a BA from SO many so I will go with the one that got the most notice from EP members themselves.

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    MrsMurder - 26-30 years old

    Posted by MrsMurder Jul 5th, 2011 at 4:12PM

    molest myself

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  1. guidence508 - 41-45 years old - male

    Reply by guidence508 Nov 23rd, 2012 at 7:54AM

    As a guy - first make sure I do not have a period or that it will happen. Second - Make sure I'm alone and not sleeping with a guy. Not my thing. Being straight it would be a night mare for me. Third - check out the equipment down there. Learn how to use it. Forth just stare at her body. Not my body, mine is a guy. Yea my answer is the same as everyone else. Wonder "how long will this last? Midnight or eeeekkk!!! it is for life and they will cut my pay" (said honestly and not to be offensive) Wait!! instead of negotiating a raise horizontaly on the couch, point out the lack of women in management and threaten to sue. Better yet, get a low cost loan for "minority owned company" and go for 7a set aside contracts. Nahhh - just enjoy the day first, work tomorrow. Q: Would I still have the same sex drive? Keep thinking of sex? Fitth, remember how to go to the bathroom and wipe. Have to keep the area clean. I would not have sex. The thought of laying back and having someone else *enter* me is yuuuck. I can not imagine being on the receiving end. Yea it would help me empathize with feeling "dirty" afterwords which is another foreign concept. Try to find a lesbian for lessons. Hey I have a man's haircut so I already look "butch" - though most lesbians do not and can be quite attractive. Go to the girls locker room to explore. Try not to stare at other women. Listen to what they *really* talk about & learn to be a better man. Try not to be seen taking notes. Go out that night, talk with guys & let them buy me drinks and dinner then say "ooh you cad, all you men are the same" and walk out. Go home and try to have what no man can - multiple orgasums. Hone my technique. Find out one *has* to be really gentle down there. Got to find a hot lesbian and make her happy. Who needs men. Women rule !

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  2. 92746a - 51-55 years old - male

    Reply by 92746a Mar 3rd, 2013 at 9:48PM

    Sweet jeezus. That's an epic of anxiety. I can treat that and you won't even need a referral!! ... nb Psy.D.

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  1. pandapuzzle - 18-21 years old

    Posted by pandapuzzle May 5th, 2012 at 9:19PM

    yell to the world, "IM NEVER EVER SHAVING MY LEGS AGAIN!!!" and then deal with the strange comments and looks.

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  2. James1956 - 56-60 years old - male

    Posted by James1956 Mar 13th, 2012 at 7:45AM

    I would massage my breasts, suck my nipples and then explore the rest of my new body. Then I would want to have sex to experience it from the female experience. I have often wondered what it is like to be penetrated during intercourse.

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  3. Meatycuck - 41-45 years old - male

    Posted by Meatycuck Mar 7th, 2012 at 5:52AM

    Have sex!!! Tons and tons and tons of sex!

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  4. veroniee - 22-25 years old - female

    Posted by veroniee Feb 25th, 2012 at 9:35AM

    I would cry for happiness and say to the world: This is the most happiest day in my live ever.. I would be a woman forever..

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  5. SunnyBelle - 26-30 years old - female

    Reply by SunnyBelle Feb 26th, 2012 at 3:46PM

    You are a woman, sister !!!! I like you so very much.

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  6. veroniee - 22-25 years old - female

    Reply by veroniee Feb 26th, 2012 at 3:55PM

    Thank you.. so much.. i like you the most you are wonderfull

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  7. arthanelle - 51-55 years old - male

    Posted by arthanelle Feb 10th, 2012 at 8:09AM

    Break wind .......... same as always.

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  8. chiguy89 - 22-25 years old

    Posted by chiguy89 Jan 4th, 2012 at 2:02PM

    It's probably been said at least a hundred times already, but I'm definitely one of those guys who would wake up as a female and immediately check to see if I've started my period yet. That would really suck- to be switched like that instantly into the body (and possibly mind??) of a crampy, hormonal drama queen who's bleeding out and yet still goes to work.

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  9. catlover46 - 46-50 years old - female

    Reply by catlover46 Jan 5th, 2012 at 10:09PM

    Oh, yeah, that would be awful....but maybe some men would have a little more UNDERSTANDING!! lol

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  10. firstminister - 56-60 years old - male

    Posted by firstminister Dec 21st, 2011 at 3:13PM

    I would start nagging anyone who is around

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  11. southerngirl01 - 51-55 years old - female

    Posted by southerngirl01 Nov 24th, 2011 at 7:17AM

    Like most everyone else on here I would have to whack off and find a woman to give me a bj and have sex. Always wanted to know what it feels like for a man. Also I would have to find some snow to write my name in....

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  12. Csajszi - 16-17 years old - female

    Posted by Csajszi Nov 12th, 2011 at 7:50PM

    I would absolutely have to jack off :)

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  13. annelies83 - 26-30 years old - female

    Posted by annelies83 Nov 2nd, 2011 at 5:40AM

    I would have an erection and play with myself. Pee outside ofcourse, have *** with a woman (or more than one)
    I think I would try as much as I can being a man

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  14. Melody063 - 46-50 years old - female

    Posted by Melody063 Oct 29th, 2011 at 1:56PM

    I would take a whiz standing up and be sure to put the seat down afterwards :) hahahahahahaha

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  15. mmmpurple - 18-21 years old

    Posted by mmmpurple Oct 14th, 2011 at 2:24AM

    I'd be SO HAPPY I don't have to worry about wearing makeup or worrying about how stupid and complex women's fashion is! I'd throw a "hooray I have a **** now" party

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  16. SaintToSinner - 22-25 years old

    Posted by SaintToSinner Oct 3rd, 2011 at 11:00AM

    If I woke up as a boy,
    I would go out and find a girl and treat her as if she was the most beautiful thing in the world.

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  17. astounded1088 - 31-35 years old - male

    Posted by astounded1088 Sep 25th, 2011 at 9:55PM

    Find the first amateur night i could and become a ********. i'm male.

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  18. bbunny30 - 26-30 years old - male

    Posted by bbunny30 Sep 24th, 2011 at 2:49PM

    I would be lesbian because I would remember I was once a man.

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  19. Risque69 - 46-50 years old - male

    Posted by Risque69 Sep 23rd, 2011 at 7:57AM

    FIRST, I'd freak out-

    then I'd take inventory of my.. ahem.. assets, and then i'd probably feel myself up.

    then I'd get dressed and get on with life..... because there would be LOT of readjustments
    I'd have to make.

    Last but not least, I'd probably cry when I found my penis were gone, but would welcome all the NEW
    parts i'd eventually learn to accept and / or enjoy.

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  20. ROCKINBABY - 31-35 years old - female

    Posted by ROCKINBABY Sep 18th, 2011 at 2:15PM

    See if I had 23" and give myself some serious head, then go back into my diapers and enjoy them with a member between my legs! Feel free to walk around topless and chew, spit and sware be rude and a renegade, jeez I'm almost there now. lol

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  21. he4she - 51-55 years old - male

    Posted by he4she Sep 12th, 2011 at 1:50PM

    Terrifying!!! just the thought of having to go through life without balls to scratch
    and I would be a lesbian..

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  22. humping - 18-21 years old

    Reply by humping Sep 21st, 2011 at 3:20AM

    same here (bout lesbian part)

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  23. niceman2 - 36-40 years old - male

    Posted by niceman2 Sep 9th, 2011 at 10:10AM

    Play with myself to see what it felt like.

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  24. JHPK - 31-35 years old - male

    Posted by JHPK Sep 3rd, 2011 at 9:37AM

    I would definitely go for a manicure, pedicure and most importantly DO MY HAIR ... cause I'm almost completely bald and I miss having fab hair!!!

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