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SubmissiveArtist SubmissiveArtist 18-21, F 4 Answers Apr 10 in Embarrassing & Funny

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A man and a woman started to have sex in the middle of a dark forest. After about 15 minutes of it, the man finally gets up and says, "Damn, I wish I had a flashlight!". The woman says, "Me too, you've been eating grass for the past ten minutes!"

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Your ******* are hard and cold! Boooo! :(

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What is that supposed to mean? :D You know the sight bleeps out cuss words....so what are we talking about here? My poop? nooo....those are typically warm....my sexual encounters? No, because I'm not screwing Edward Cullen's cold vampire @$$.....soooo what? :P

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*site

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What did the fish say as it swam into the concrete wall?<br />
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Dam

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Hahaha XD

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