A man and a woman started to have sex in the middle of a dark forest. After about 15 minutes of it, the man finally gets up and says, "Damn, I wish I had a flashlight!". The woman says, "Me too, you've been eating grass for the past ten minutes!"
Your ******* are hard and cold! Boooo! :(
What did the fish say as it swam into the concrete wall?<br />