One year I got a $5 gift certificate, which could be redeemed at a legal Nevada brothel.
For $5, you get to watch one of the prostitutes remove her left shoe.
Through a peephole in her bedroom wall.
An Atari 800. It was in 1995. It's all good - I collect ancient computers.
I got the nicest pair of high heels I have ever seen. And as it turns out, the shoes were the same size as the woman who bought them.
I'm a 54 year old man with a size 17 shoe. I don't think I needed them.lol
Bob The Builder soap-on-a-rope.
A metal bedpan
A bottle of chocolate body sauce!! lol
A BJ from one of Santa's helpers in the Christmas grotto.
This was a long time ago we set up a grotto for the company's kids and I quite like the outfit of this helper especially the shorts. We nearly got caught though so we had to convene later which was even better lol!
You mentioned Secret !
I got bundles of texts n calls from the cute batallion.