I had a guy walk up to me in a bar, he messed my hair up then said, great, now i know what you look like in the morning!!! ..... i found it very cheesey, but funny!!! :)
you should try it..it worked on me, we ended up dating for 2 years!!! :)
I once asked a very attractive girl to dance, all my friends wre shocked to see me on the dance floor with this good looking lady. Next thing they see is her slap me in the face, I said something inappropriate.
Your eyes are like spanners - everytime I see them my 'nuts' tighten, never fails lmao
"Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven?"
Guy: I just wanted to let you know that I'm not going to attempt to chat you up.<br />
Guy walks away.<br />
I was left quite confused.
" Give me your number before I don't want it anymore"