When I was 5-6 Yrs old , I farted in class, and It was a stinker. I was so embarrassed I tried to make like superman and inhale the foul stench through my mouth.
I used to mix chemicals and cleaning products together and do horribly sadistic things to insects with them and observe the reactions.
Tried to eat a mud pie:-)
probably getting sucked off by the family dog
sh1t happens XD