It's not you it's me.

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about to say that! LOL

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yes, that one is lame... if he'd have used that one, I would have crawled through the skype lines and beat his sorry @ss....

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lol, it's a classic.

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lol

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Me no speak English.

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Did they not know that going into the relationship???

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he tipped the waitress too much.

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ah-ha.... was there flirting with the waitress going on?
Cause I got to enjoy THAT one....... "awesome, flirt away tard... I'm sitting RIGHT HERE"

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"I love you still, I am just not in love with you anymore."<br />
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"We've grown to far apart."<br />
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"We've both changed so much that we are two different people than the two that originally met."<br />
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"I love you too much and I need space to sort out my feelings."<br />
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I used the first one on my ex. The third one was used on me. And have heard of the other two being used on friends.

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Ah yes... the I love you, just am not IN LOVE with you line... grown too far apart... hhmmm yep, Sorry that was used on you, but of what I remember of the ex... it was more important that you get away from HIM, than whatever reason you gave... I been THERE... sometimes, you just gotta says ANYTHING that facilitates escape. But yes, those can be somewhat lame...

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Yup... I was trying to be kind and extract myself when I used my lame excuse. The words, "You are a complete communicable disease to me." Just seemed dangerous!

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She won't give me a divorce

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holy crap... What could possibly be her reason??? This dude said he was done, and I bowed out with a blessing... if one party ain't in it anymore... it ain't there any more... I feel you... and I'm sorry.

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O-she gave him a divorce. . .I've got mad skills

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My mom told me to.

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agreed, that's pretty lame. Of course, at MY age... that would have been downright stupid.

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LOL...yeah...actually that happened to me when I was 17. But that was the lamest.

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