sure i came too.

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i am on the pill

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It's not you, it's me.<br />
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(Dude it's you)

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I will love you forever!<br />
I'll just be a minute!<br />
It was on sale!

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thats the smallest iv'e ever seen........ yeah right XD

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No, that ones true

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oi... i got feelings you know? :)

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lmao

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please sit down whilst I get comfortable and i am NOT married

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That feels good.

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I Always swallow !!!!!!

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I am not interested in you for your money!

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Who knows how many people other people have been with? Rather than "dishonesty" I'd rather put this down as human behavior and the only way I've found around this is;<br />
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Don't ask<br />
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Don't tell.

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you're the best lover i've ever had

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Haha, mine knows he's not.....but he's close ;)

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Nobody does it better.

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They lie about their age

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Im really tired and have a headache!!!!

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What this old thing , I've had it for years!

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I payed £20 for those shoes when in fact they were £50 lol :-))

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I came.....your the best. its big! Lol! oh i w call u right back! And i got a headache !!!

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That they give them ******* all the time

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Great bargains and unbelievable sales and discounts at the store, but today only.

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* Ooo...that really IS big! (Reality – good grief, I didn’t know they could be so tiny. Where’s the tweezers?).<br />
* You’re so smart! (Reality – I’ve seen bricks smarter than you).<br />
* You’re such a handsome man! (Reality – short, pasty white and cracks his knuckles).

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She could think short, pasty dudes are hot.... Stranger things have happened. Maybe she knows some really smart bricks too. haha
As for the other, yeah it's probably small..... &gt;_&lt;

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