sure i came too.
Who lies more. Men or women?<br />
Men tell the most lies, women tell the biggest lies. <br />
A Man's lie is like 'I was a David's house' or 'no, I didn't get drunk last night.'<br />
A woman's lie is like 'its your baby.'..
You cynical wolf! May I pet you?
Maybe it's not your baby, because while you were "at David's house" she knew you were at Sally's instead. So SHE went to David's house. O_o
Hehe, Midnightstoker. Men would use that one too if they had the baby, but they're off the hook in that department!
i am on the pill
It's not you, it's me.<br />
(Dude it's you)
I will love you forever!<br />
I'll just be a minute!<br />
It was on sale!
I DID COME DARING
its a pet name for a loves one
thats the smallest iv'e ever seen........ yeah right XD
No, that ones true
oi... i got feelings you know? :)
please sit down whilst I get comfortable and i am NOT married
That feels good.
I Always swallow !!!!!!
I am not interested in you for your money!
Who knows how many people other people have been with? Rather than "dishonesty" I'd rather put this down as human behavior and the only way I've found around this is;<br />
Don't ask<br />
you're the best lover i've ever had
Haha, mine knows he's not.....but he's close ;)
Nobody does it better.
They lie about their age
Im really tired and have a headache!!!!
What this old thing , I've had it for years!
I payed £20 for those shoes when in fact they were £50 lol :-))
I came.....your the best. its big! Lol! oh i w call u right back! And i got a headache !!!
That they give them ******* all the time