sure i came too.
Who lies more. Men or women?
Men tell the most lies, women tell the biggest lies.
A Man's lie is like 'I was a David's house' or 'no, I didn't get drunk last night.'
A woman's lie is like 'its your baby.'..
You cynical wolf! May I pet you?
Maybe it's not your baby, because while you were "at David's house" she knew you were at Sally's instead. So SHE went to David's house. O_o
Hehe, Midnightstoker. Men would use that one too if they had the baby, but they're off the hook in that department!
i am on the pill
It's not you, it's me.
(Dude it's you)
I DID COME DARING
its a pet name for a loves one
I will love you forever!
I'll just be a minute!
It was on sale!
thats the smallest iv'e ever seen........ yeah right XD
No, that ones true
oi... i got feelings you know? :)
please sit down whilst I get comfortable and i am NOT married
That feels good.
I Always swallow !!!!!!
I am not interested in you for your money!
Who knows how many people other people have been with? Rather than "dishonesty" I'd rather put this down as human behavior and the only way I've found around this is;
Nobody does it better.
Im really tired and have a headache!!!!
What this old thing , I've had it for years!
I payed £20 for those shoes when in fact they were £50 lol :-))
I came.....your the best. its big! Lol! oh i w call u right back! And i got a headache !!!
That they give them ******* all the time
Great bargains and unbelievable sales and discounts at the store, but today only.
* Ooo...that really IS big! (Reality – good grief, I didn’t know they could be so tiny. Where’s the tweezers?).
* You’re so smart! (Reality – I’ve seen bricks smarter than you).
* You’re such a handsome man! (Reality – short, pasty white and cracks his knuckles).
She could think short, pasty dudes are hot.... Stranger things have happened. Maybe she knows some really smart bricks too. haha
As for the other, yeah it's probably small..... >_<