sure i came too.
i am on the pill
It's not you, it's me.<br />
(Dude it's you)
I will love you forever!<br />
I'll just be a minute!<br />
It was on sale!
thats the smallest iv'e ever seen........ yeah right XD
No, that ones true
oi... i got feelings you know? :)
please sit down whilst I get comfortable and i am NOT married
That feels good.
I Always swallow !!!!!!
I am not interested in you for your money!
Who knows how many people other people have been with? Rather than "dishonesty" I'd rather put this down as human behavior and the only way I've found around this is;<br />
Don't ask<br />
you're the best lover i've ever had
Haha, mine knows he's not.....but he's close ;)
Nobody does it better.
They lie about their age
Im really tired and have a headache!!!!
What this old thing , I've had it for years!
I payed £20 for those shoes when in fact they were £50 lol :-))
I came.....your the best. its big! Lol! oh i w call u right back! And i got a headache !!!
That they give them ******* all the time
Great bargains and unbelievable sales and discounts at the store, but today only.
* Ooo...that really IS big! (Reality – good grief, I didn’t know they could be so tiny. Where’s the tweezers?).<br />
* You’re so smart! (Reality – I’ve seen bricks smarter than you).<br />
* You’re such a handsome man! (Reality – short, pasty white and cracks his knuckles).
She could think short, pasty dudes are hot.... Stranger things have happened. Maybe she knows some really smart bricks too. haha
As for the other, yeah it's probably small..... >_<