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Nimbus007 Nimbus007 46-50, M 65 Answers Apr 29, 2012

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sure i came too.

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Who lies more. Men or women?



Men tell the most lies, women tell the biggest lies.



A Man's lie is like 'I was a David's house' or 'no, I didn't get drunk last night.'



A woman's lie is like 'its your baby.'..

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You cynical wolf! May I pet you?

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Maybe it's not your baby, because while you were "at David's house" she knew you were at Sally's instead. So SHE went to David's house. O_o

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Hehe, Midnightstoker. Men would use that one too if they had the baby, but they're off the hook in that department!

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i am on the pill

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It's not you, it's me.



(Dude it's you)

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I DID COME DARING

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Darling?

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its a pet name for a loves one

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I will love you forever!

I'll just be a minute!

It was on sale!

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thats the smallest iv'e ever seen........ yeah right XD

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No, that ones true

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oi... i got feelings you know? :)

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lmao

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please sit down whilst I get comfortable and i am NOT married

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That feels good.

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I Always swallow !!!!!!

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I am not interested in you for your money!

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Who knows how many people other people have been with? Rather than "dishonesty" I'd rather put this down as human behavior and the only way I've found around this is;



Don't ask



Don't tell.

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Nobody does it better.

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Im really tired and have a headache!!!!

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What this old thing , I've had it for years!

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I payed £20 for those shoes when in fact they were £50 lol :-))

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I came.....your the best. its big! Lol! oh i w call u right back! And i got a headache !!!

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That they give them ******* all the time

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Great bargains and unbelievable sales and discounts at the store, but today only.

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* Ooo...that really IS big! (Reality – good grief, I didn’t know they could be so tiny. Where’s the tweezers?).

* You’re so smart! (Reality – I’ve seen bricks smarter than you).

* You’re such a handsome man! (Reality – short, pasty white and cracks his knuckles).

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She could think short, pasty dudes are hot.... Stranger things have happened. Maybe she knows some really smart bricks too. haha
As for the other, yeah it's probably small..... >_<

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