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What is the most creative phrase your father used in reference to you?

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    Kahakai - 56-60 years old - male

    Posted by Kahakai Jul 2nd, 2012 at 12:44AM

    You're as useless as a *** on a bull.

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  1. xxorama - 41-45 years old - male

    Reply by xxorama Jul 2nd, 2012 at 10:52AM

    Like it. I was useless as t1ts on a boar hog

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  1. EatingCROW - 36-40 years old - female

    Posted by EatingCROW Jul 2nd, 2012 at 2:15AM

    lol... it was my mom... who had all the creative sayings.... she would say.... "Girl... you won't ever be right as long as you have a hole in your @$$!!" ;)

    wow... i didn't realize this was going to be parent bashing.... i never intended my answer to bash my mom... lol i thought it was funny then, and still do.... my dad has always been my dad... not exciting, or creative, (when i was growing up)... he was on a spy ship while in the navy... before i came along... and he's been making all kinds of stuff for my son... He's just always been my rock. they one person i can absolutely depend on...even tho i often resemble my mom's creative comment. My one hope is that i can care for them, as they have cared for me, now that they are... failing. i guess it's not the most creative... but my dad tells me everyday... that he loves me... and that's darned well good enough for me. ;)

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  2. xxorama - 41-45 years old - male

    Reply by xxorama Jul 2nd, 2012 at 10:50AM

    Awesome, I wish you were my daughter

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  3. FloridaLoyalist - 36-40 years old - male

    Posted by FloridaLoyalist Jul 2nd, 2012 at 3:04AM

    My Dad called me "you big horse" which was preferable to the times when he'd call me a sluggard.

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  4. leumasb - 51-55 years old - male

    Posted by leumasb Jul 2nd, 2012 at 1:12AM

    his last words, are you chicken....

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  5. atadir - 51-55 years old - male

    Posted by atadir Jul 2nd, 2012 at 12:51AM

    i used to hear "darned wallopper" a lot

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  6. TheSimpsons8 - 18-21 years old - female

    Posted by TheSimpsons8 Jul 2nd, 2012 at 12:57AM

    Well..more names wise. Bub is my nickname :)

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