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Cersei Cersei 18-21, F 20 Answers Jul 18, 2012

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I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed man.

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Love it!
Post worthy!

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You look great! I love that outfit every time that I see it!

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ouch.

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Two come to mind. <br />
1) I'd join you in a battle of wits, but I refuse to fight an unarmed person.<br />
2) From a Hockey Pla<x>yer to a ref. "Hey,you are the second best ref in the league." The ref replied, "second best isn't so bad." The punch line was, "yea everyone else ties for first!"

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"How straight are you?"<br />
"Straight as an arrow."<br />
"Like one of them recycle arrows?"

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best quick thinking ever, thanks!

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Your my favourite waste of time !

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haha, and the FAVOURITE is the consolation prize.

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"You have one of those annoying faces, now move before it annoys me anymore." :D

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ouch, someone forgot to take their happy pills.

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you've got ya Preparation H mixed up with ya Polygrim old man, that's why ya talkin like an @sshole.

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I actually don't understand this insult.

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*Polygrip*

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sorry, did make a typo but..... Preparation H is for piles/hemorrhoids and Polygrip is for holding dentures in place.

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Stuff you in a tank and pump it full of sewage<br />
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Malcolm said it, he is full of creative insults...that is just one of many...

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Get a personality...

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After hearing my friend tell another friend how "pretty she was" and how she had the "best body" she looks at me and goes "and Estee, you just have the best personality ever!" Pretty much like, "you're a hoot, but you're ugly as hell!"

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Stick your hand in my *** and jerk off my ****. (romanian)<br />
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also<br />
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Suck butter out of my ***. (spanish)

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You're right, just not in the head.

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several....my personal favorite is: "you wouldn't have the sense needed to pour **** out of your boot if the instructions were written on the bottom."<br />
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Another favorite: "you are so damn dumb that your brains rattle around your head like two bb's in a boxcar."

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