dont do that, thats painful
Shoot at them.
Hammer 2 nails into your testicles, on the kitchen table, and then fall backwards.
You exclaim *barf* to my answer, yet have look at the question I've responded to. My answer stands.
That was a general *barf*. The question is barftastic, the answers are barftastic, and yours was the most glorious barftastic. It is an honorary *barf*.
soak in acetone and set them on fire.
Christ on a cracker....
jump from space without a parachute and land on a metal pole balls first
Smack them with a BIG hammer
Meat grinder?!?! *barf*
strap them to an atomic bomb like the one that was used in Hiroshima - then plug your ears !
tape them to the inside of a door and slam it !!! No seriously just play ba<x>seball. I watched so many guys take a line drive or what ever to the nuts, they threw up and some went to the hospital. I saw a boy about 13 sitting on a log watching ba<x>seball and this ball flew over the fence and he never saw it and bing right in the balls. He folded over and almost died from it, boy was he hurt. After I felt testicles i thought back and said oh my god !!! They are so tender and sensitive, oh how he must have felt, poor guy.