When I patted my ex mother-in-law on the ***, thinking she was my ex wife. My ex father-in-law about fell our of his hair, laughing at our reactions.
I can't tell which one is embarassing now.
I called somebody I was dating, got his message machine, didn't hang up my phone totally and then said some not-good things about him to another person, which he heard.
2 very embarrassing private moments with the opposite sex