When my boyfriend took my phone while we were at a bowling alley a few nights ago..and I lunged to get it from him and was literally on his lap. my chair that I was sitting at fell and literally everyone was looking at me. Hahaha
It was embarrassing. But it was funny lol
The foot in mouth... moments
I was in the food store wearing my Butt Plug and a thong on and my skirt and all of a sudden i had gas and it started pushing my Butt Plug out of me and it came out and landed on the floor. There were 2 old woman in the isle and the one saw that it came from me and just staired at me and my Butt Plug laying on the floor. I walked passed the one woman and smiled and got out of that isle as soon as i could. i went around the next isle and peeked down the isle were i lost my Butt Plug and both of the old Women were standing over it just looking at it on the floor. I waited a while they left so i quickly went and got it and wrapped it up in the weekly circular.