dear - too many to count
i once made a typo that caused me to not speak to one of my best friends for 6 months - really, bowling and blowing.... too close
Slamming my girlfriend leg with a cardoor buy accdent
I had found that joe boxer mad thongs for men and grabbed a pack nand was later on arrested in my pajamas and one of the newest edition in my desser. After arriving to the jail thats when he search gets athorough and panjama bottoms and a white T dont hide them the fact to well and basicilly recieved my first wedg3 by a cop.
I had bad gas at Walmart and crop dusted the cashier by accident
Being outted as a teenage bedwetter.
In my 20s, wetting my pants on a date.
The first time I wet the bed without a diaper all over my wife.
Nope, I never stopped wetting the bed. I'm almost 50 and still wet the bed almost every night. So my life has been one long embarrassment. :)
I was in grade school and I wore an old necklace of my Mom's to school. It was long with beads that were glass. Right in the middle of an Ohio history lesson, it broke and the beads went bouncing everywhere.
Nothing. It was just embarrassing to inturupt the teacher and cause such a scene unexpectedly
walked with a good pace into a large very clean window , thought it was an open doorway , wham! head on , hurt my nose and it was like a force field appeared out of nowhere , shocks the crap out of you , ha ha