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and "if it was a snake it would have bit me." and my favorite "More nervous than a whxre in church."
IMAGINATIONATWORK IMAGINATIONATWORK 36-40 7 Answers Apr 30, 2012

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On the same vein as the last one.



"I was sweating like a priest in a playground" - Irish people are less than impressed with the Catholic church these days :)



"In and out like a fiddler's elbow" - usually heard in the context of kids running in and out of a house.



"She had a face like a bulldog licking **** off a nettle" mean but funny!

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Id rather drink muddy waters and sleep on a hollow log than **** you!!



I feel fair to middlin!!

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"mad as the snake that married the garden hose"

"there's no vanism like chauvanism"

"hard as a preachers ***** on sunday!

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"I'm getting so old, I don't even buy green bananas"

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(x), you ignorant ****...who DID you sleep with to get this job?

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