Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.
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He was a merchant navy electrician who gathered his anecdotes globally.
He moved to France because he thought the battle of britain was lost. He joined a political group that considered Le Pen a left wing wimp.
It's like the pork pie joke. A laundered or paraphrased version just wouldn't be funny.