my retarded sense of humour. They say it's the last thing to go.
My sanity. Hanging on by a thin thread
my netbook, im always on the net
My computer... it has.. (runs and hides in corner)... MY EP FRIENDS INSIDE IT! back off.. (curls in ball and rocks)
one more month,..my tv!
my soul for some reason
My children, even if i don't own them
my wonderful Joey's manhood, he comes in his panties whenever I talk dirty to him
Either my pets or my entire collection of Calvin and Hobbes :)
Virginity..Which I wish i could say!