Of course your the best I've ever had.
I'll be ready in just a minute.
When she tells herself she doesn't deserve better.
When a Woman says 'I've never done this before' immediately add the word Tuesday.<br />
When a Woman says 'We should see other people' she is either seeing someone else behind your back or has someone in mind.
That she doesn't fake it.
'Yes' dear, if you hear that, you better start checking. That is an "Oh ****" in the making.
What's wrong? oh, nothing..<br />
"He's just an old friend"<br />
I have a boy friend.
"Oh you're so big"<br />
"Size doesnt matter to me"
I am not hungry