Of course your the best I've ever had.
god i just wouldnt know where to start they tell so many....
but the biggest one has gotta be "i love you" thats total bullsh1t for a start what she really means is "i love myself"
Its woman saying that... "she is not like all other women... she is different..."
" All men cheat"
I'll be ready in just a minute.
When she tells herself she doesn't deserve better.
When a Woman says 'I've never done this before' immediately add the word Tuesday.
When a Woman says 'We should see other people' she is either seeing someone else behind your back or has someone in mind.
That she doesn't fake it.
'Yes' dear, if you hear that, you better start checking. That is an "Oh ****" in the making.
What's wrong? oh, nothing..
"He's just an old friend"
I have a boy friend.
"Oh you're so big"
"Size doesnt matter to me"
I am not hungry