Outside a second hand shop: " We exchange anything, washing machines, bicycles etc. why not bring your wife along for a wonderful bargain."

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lol Saw one of those while walking through a small town. As soon as my wife read it and saw the smile on my face, all I got was a punch on the arm. No ha ha at all. :)

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The sign on the back of my kids report cards. Huge, black, typed letters that say " THIS PAGE INTENTIONALLY LEFT BLANK".

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Yes I get those on my telephone bill. The joke is, that once that line has been printed on the page, it is no longer blank!

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That's why I thought it was the silliest. Best oxymoron I've seen in a long time.

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Eat here and get Gas

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I saw a sign at a park in Bermuda... It was a No Dogs sign... you know... the circle with a slash thru a dog... but the dog was a Scottie... so clearly.... You could have almost said the sign meant No Scotties.... I'll see if I can find it.. I took a picture..<br />
Also, there is a Laundramat in Searsport about 10 minutes from here... and there sign is suggestive, about leaning against the washing machine..... Yes I have a pic...<br />
Also.. In Stocton Springs... (Next to searsport) there is an Intersection of two streets.. George and Clinton.... Yes I have a pic...

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On hair dryers.<br />
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"Do not use in shower"<br />
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Yeah ok... sure thing.<br />
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But how else am I supposed to get my hair dry while I'm in the shower ya fuckhead?

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Bigfoot Crossing (it was real)

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the parking signs in new york city.<br />
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- dont park here, we really mean it<br />
- no parking, no kidding

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A sign over the urinal at a public restroom in Hawaii telling you not to throw tampons in.

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