it's not soft anymore
My brain. The CDC (Cult of the Dead Cow, not the Center for Disease Control and Prevention) gave me a case of Alzheimer's almost as bad as the one they gave to Reagan.
Nipple? Sorry, I was feeling around for softness and touched it and it felt pretty soft, at least right now ;)
Ooo, that tickles! Stop it!
I've been told it is my lips or my hair
my ear lobe!