What is the weirdest thing someone has said to you?

Wel I am not sure if you'd think this was weird but I had a hard time answering it at first. My three year old son asked me why I didn't have a doodle (penis for those of you playing at home). Eventually I responded that girls aren't lucky enough to "get" doodles and we have vaginas instead. Now my only problem is that he can't pronounce vagina, so instead he is going around telling everyone who is willing to listen that girls have"DIAMONDS and boys have doodles". Kids do say the darndest things though.

"Aliens are demons in disguise sent by the devil to lure you into his trap by making you believe that aliens exist."

this isnt an answer, but what the hell does she mean? i dont get it

i had a guy recently tell me he was here 'to spread the tool' i have no clue what that means...and i didnt care enough to ask either...o'well

"Do you really NEED that wheelchair?"
Like, Duhhhh....yes!

I think Sarah Silverman said it best in a text message:

Srry @ ur ****.

"Hola senorita! I like to take off my pants!"

Not kidding. It was extremely odd.

~Jennie

I love you. It was weird. He was ******* me and he said "I love you" The way he said it, I could tell that he meant it. I never saw him again and I broke off all contact with him. I cannot have these men falling in love with me. Lots of them say they love me, but not in the way that he said it. They just love ******* me, and they love how I suck their *****, but they do not really love me.

I love you can be wierd if comes from the wrong person in the wrong context.

¿Está un sombrillo en tus pantalones?

When someone calls and i pick up the phone to hear 'hello? Hello? HELLO? Who are you looking for? Who's this?'

Some lady once walked up to me & asked, "Have you accepted our lord & savior Jesus Christ as your personal savior?" ...odd.

Some guy once told me that some boys were in the forest playing with the wood nymphs (???) ....even odder.

"B***h f*** your class and f*** you too" - kids in my class. Gotta love moments like that.

That I have a nice collarbone...what a weird compliment..

"It looks like your rack has gotten bigger"

O_O (a guy absentmindly said tht to me... so freakin akward... ^_^;)

... stalker in high school told me " you have my soul i want it back " told me to write his name on a bit of paper and ate it.... and fell on the ground fliping out... a week later he tired to stab me with a pencil in class after a test... i sat next to a nazi wanna be in my class who let me know he didnt like black people, but we were cool enough with each other ... well after the kid ( volcun - no lie that was his name) tried to stab me henry( nazi kid) got a group of other nazi kids and tried to beat my stalkers ***... which was very strange because im black so i didnt know why the nazi kids wanted to defend me... i guess it was an excuse to beat up another black kid... strange enough but true ... my father was the person who expelled him too... he was the head of student safty and security for my district...

Two contenders:

Walking down the street alone, minding my business, this guy steps up and yells in my face, "Shut Up!" (psychotic?)

After a really bad first date, (no sex involved) the guy says, "God told me we should be together." (errr, right. Well, She told me to get the hell away from you...)

There have been a number of things... hard to pick the weirdest.

"Bust your balls and go to the orange." Said to me by a fellow who was obviously schizophrenic. (And I don't possess that body part, being female.)

Once I was on a field trip with a group of students. We were standing on the beach looking at the Pacific Ocean, and one of the students asked, "Is that the Pacific Ocean?" I am never rude to students, so I just said, "Yes," but what was going through my mind was, "No, that's the Mississippi River; it gets really wide in places."

Another time, a student pointed to a barcode on the back of a book and told me that it was the mark of the beast, and that it says so in the Book of Revelations in the Bible. Now, I don't recall any mention of barcodes in the Bible.