This is about my little 5 year old sister>><br />
she keeps on saying "oh lord!" so this is what happened>><br />
she says - Oh Lord<br />
I say- Do you know who Lord is?<br />
she says- no<br />
I say- He created everything and everyone! even you!<br />
she says- what? NO WAY! (she is very dramatic...)<br />
I say- yep! He even created... the sun!<br />
she says- WHAT?! but the sun is so hot he will get burned!... I hope he wore gloves<br />
then I just laugh. and she is confused. THE END
My male dog hikes his leg then poops.
I've seen my bulldog try to get it on with my chrismas tree plenty of times.
One morning my very grumpy calico hissed and growled at me as I reached down to pet her. I said to her, "I'm just trying to tell you good morning!". She hissed and growled again. <br />
As this was taking place, my other cat was walking by. She got from the kitchen (where I was) to the dining room, then turned around, darted back into the kitchen, slapped the calico across the face, and walked away.
One of the funniest things was watching my cat jump at the kitchen wall phone when he heard it ringing.
Many years ago we had a bearded collie who loved to jump on the trampoline with the kids. I dont know how we would have raised them without him.
My girl dog bliss i guess shes trying to scratch her belly or something but she makes this see saw humping motion and humps the ground and growls at it, looks like shes making doggy ****, its so weird lol. My wife and our roommate keep saying we should film it and put it on the net. We spray her with hydrocortisone spray to help with the itching but she still does it constantly. Also used to have a dog that would fart and smile showing all her teeth, that was really creepy.