Drank turps I thought it was water!
Period leakage on the seat of my desk.
when you say "accident" do you mean the bodily fluid "accident" or the set table on fire "accident"?
in that case..there was this accident..a table caught on fire, and i had no choice but to pee on it. Still have nightmares about it :p
not hook up with my dream girl it was in my class
got an erextion while showering at 21
I pooped lol
I was late (again) for my next class on the other side of the campus and I was running at full speed down the hall when somebody opened the big steel doors from the band room right in front of me