I normally can't stand pick up lines, but I love this one..."You remind me of my pinky toe, because I'm pretty sure I'll be bangin you on the edge of the bed later tonight"

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Hey babe, you look hot [stares at my boobs while doing the talking], wanna hit it off? I'm awesome.

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Yeah that's a bad one!!!!

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hello my name is N****** no one will introduce us because I am a terrible flirt.

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If you and I were squirrels I could bust a nut in your hole. <br />
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Sorry, you asked for the worst.

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Even though that is sick, its also funny...lol..

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