Run through the doors screaming, "Run the building is on fire". It so funny watching everyone trying to pull up their pants while running.
I once saw one where someone had laid a turd out right on the flush handle.
The combination of creativity, effort, forward planning and sheer malevolence...
Wow, ya that one is funny.
eat your lunch there
Be the only person in there with a really heinous poop that smells up everything, just when others come in.
I was going to say that!
Talk on the phone in the stall with people all around. Seriously folks?
Ain't that the truth...
**** on the toilet seat. I'd like to believe most of us are potty-trained.
If you're a man, holler..."Damn, that water is deep!"
Pass up an opportunity for a quickie.
Be drunk as **** and start taking a pee at a urinal, not aware that there's a guy there already using it.
Snort cocaine off the toilet seat...
Peeing on the toilet seat, and toilet paper come on? I've seen the new thing now is not to do that but smear poop all over the walls. I always wonder what goes trough these peoples' minds.
to USE it...those public restrooms gross me out...I have a phobia about them. Although, out of courtesy...don't do this: http://www.telegraphbuzz.com/no-laughing-at-other-peoples-farts-picture-3825/ haha. My husband sent that link to me, because he knows I can't help myself...I usually end up cracking up. Terrible I know, but COME ON! When it sounds like a farting symphony next to you...how can one not laugh?
Fell on the floor.
Poop in the urinal.
I had witnessed this before!
Chew the gum you find in there. ;o)