Run through the doors screaming, "Run the building is on fire". It so funny watching everyone trying to pull up their pants while running.
I once saw one where someone had laid a turd out right on the flush handle. <br />
The combination of creativity, effort, forward planning and sheer malevolence...
Wow, ya that one is funny.
eat your lunch there
Be the only person in there with a really heinous poop that smells up everything, just when others come in.
I was going to say that!
Talk on the phone in the stall with people all around. Seriously folks?
Ain't that the truth...
Be drunk as **** and start taking a pee at a urinal, not aware that there's a guy there already using it.
Snort cocaine off the toilet seat...
**** on the toilet seat. I'd like to believe most of us are potty-trained.
If you're a man, holler..."Damn, that water is deep!"
Poop in the urinal.
I had witnessed this before!
Pass up an opportunity for a quickie.
to USE it...those public restrooms gross me out...I have a phobia about them. Although, out of courtesy...don't do this: http://www.telegraphbuzz.com/no-laughing-at-other-peoples-farts-picture-3825/ haha. My husband sent that link to me, because he knows I can't help myself...I usually end up cracking up. Terrible I know, but COME ON! When it sounds like a farting symphony next to you...how can one not laugh?
Fell on the floor.
Chew the gum you find in there. ;o)
Realize you were in the wrong one