Sneaking into the middle of a penguin huddle in the antarctic.
Listening to ABBA
When I was 10 I paid a girl for sex - after she encouraged me. (don't judge me to much - my mother was very pro this sort of behaviour - which is another story...)<br />
She grassed me up and offered the money as evidence.<br />
Somehow me wanting to pay for sex was punishable, and her whoring herself out then breaking her word was not.<br />
Little b*tch.<br />
I'm not still bitter at all.
sitting in front of the computer with my **** hard, the wife has no sense of humor
when I was in 9th grade I was in a christian school in a church and three friends and I got caught drinking gin at school which was in a church. I got in alot of trouble...We were very drunk...
while urinating on road side..
Having sex with a soccer mom in a van during a soccer game near a pizza hut around the corner from a taco bell.