Sneaking into the middle of a penguin huddle in the antarctic.
Listening to ABBA
When I was 10 I paid a girl for sex - after she encouraged me. (don't judge me to much - my mother was very pro this sort of behaviour - which is another story...)
She grassed me up and offered the money as evidence.
Somehow me wanting to pay for sex was punishable, and her whoring herself out then breaking her word was not.
I'm not still bitter at all.
sitting in front of the computer with my **** hard, the wife has no sense of humor
when I was in 9th grade I was in a christian school in a church and three friends and I got caught drinking gin at school which was in a church. I got in alot of trouble...We were very drunk...
while urinating on road side..
Having sex with a soccer mom in a van during a soccer game near a pizza hut around the corner from a taco bell.