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Posted by VSteele1 Mar 7th, 2013 at 11:05AM
Okay...So a Beech tree and a Birch tree are growing side by side in the woods...
One day a little tree starts growing between the two trees...and they start to wondering...Is that tree a Son of a Beech...Or a Son of a Birch...But they can't tell cause they are just stupid trees...
Then one day a woodpecker comes along and the trees ask him...
"Mr. Woodpecker, you know everything about trees...could you please tell us if this little tree is a Son of a Beech or a Son of a Birch"
So the woodpecker flys to the small tree and he pecks it a bit here and there...and then he tells the two trees...
"That tree is Not a Son of a Beech OR a Son of a Birch...But is the Finest pice of Ash I have EVER stuck my ****** in..."
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Posted by genspirii Mar 7th, 2013 at 10:38AM
What do you call 5,000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?
A good start. lol
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Posted by monkeysintheattic Mar 7th, 2013 at 10:34AM
British law
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Posted by Dan193 Mar 7th, 2013 at 10:32AM
potato xD hahahahaha
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Reply by Dan193 Mar 7th, 2013 at 10:51AM
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